Commencement Speech - Progressive Insurance

Commencement Speech | Progressive Insurance Commercial

Last Updated: June 6, 2025By

Graduates, today you enter the real world, ready for whatever lies ahead. Except for the following, which you are likely to find exceedingly difficult. Going to a nine-to-five job, doing your taxes, putting on a duvet cover, taking off a duvet cover, realizing you’re never gonna go to the gym. This guy knows what I’m talking about. In summary, life is hard, but saving money by bundling your home and auto with Progressive is easy. Oh, oh yeah, deciding what’s for dinner every night for the rest of your life. Thanks. Okay. Congratulations, you just graduated to more videos. Click over here to watch some more smarty pants.

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